I've come to the conclusion that cajun music kicks ass. I can't understand a single word they are saying, but nonetheless it kicks ass. Now time for some Blue Oyster Cult, enjoy your weekends everyone!

 
fucking blogspot server sucks my balls and won't let me view any blogs....

 
So I'm thinking I should tape record myself throught the day. It always seems like I'm walking around, or getting into my car and thinking about shit and saying "I should blog about this later." However, when later comes, I'm here thinking "I wish I had something to blog about."

Anyways I'll supplement this weak blog with a laughable story from my fine Presidents Day weekend.

I puked on my ex-girlfriend.

That's it.

OK, OK, I'll tell you the full story.

This weekend I had to do inventory at work. Normally I would say "that sucks" but it was beneficial to a party schedule. Friday I was out of work at 7:30 and I did not have to return until 4:00 the next afternoon. I went over to Adam's house and partied hard friday night, knowing that I don't usually have saturday mornings off. I drank, ALOT that night. I had not partied in a while, and was making up for weeks of no drinking. Everything was fine until the pipe got passed around. I ended up taking 3 or 4 hits of some medicinal marijuana, which is a lot stronger than street pot. Needless to say that was about 5 hits too many. I continued to drink more beer. Eventually, Lisa and I ended up outside talking. Next thing I knew, I tossed her aside and projectiled onto the lawn. The next morning I discovered that she received a slight shower on her arm. Everyone I've told seems to think it was really funny. I felt pretty bad though. I think I'll be taking another break from the beer for a bit. Friday was a lot.

And speaking of big parties. I really want to go to Bonnaroo! The super sad thing is, I can't. It's a week before finals. If that festival was just two weeks later, I'd be all over it. Same shit happened to me last year. Looks like I'll have to try and make it out for Bonnaroo 3.0 in 2004, before I go to Europe.

 
So keeping with the Bush is A Dumbass topic....

I was eating dinner with the family on Monday night and my mom asked me how my day was. I said "Oh it was just fantastical!" My little little sister, the 8 year old turns to me and says "James, don't talk like that. You sound stupid making up words like President Bush." I was seriously laughing for like 5 minutes. My little 8 year old sister told me this! I couldn't believe it.

Anyways, not too much is going on en mi vida. I saw a lot of kick ass movies and a really lame one. Here are some movies everyone should check out:

Confessions of A Dangerous Mind
Even though it has Julia Roberts and 600 shots of Sam Rockwell's butt, this movie kicks ass. I highly reccomend it.

The Guru
This movie was absolutley histerical. I was laughing out loud the entire time. It helps to have seen Greese before seeing this movie, since there are a few references in this movie.

Old School
This movie doesn't come out for another week or two, but I caught a sneek preview on Sunday. This was one of those movies you see when you do not want to think. It was absolutely retarded, but hysterical.

Now that I named some kick ass movies, here is one to STAY AWAY from. Final Destination 2. I never saw the first one, but everyone wanted to see this movie and I didn't want to be the guy that ruins what everyone else wants. So I went and saw it. The most exciting thing that occured was when I farted in the middle of the theatre and two people I was with looked over at me and started laughing. This movie was terrible!

Not too much going on in my world at the moment. I'm going over to Adam's house on Friday and getting destroyed. I have to inventory on Saturday which means I don't get there until 6:30 saturday night, which means I can go get stupid on friday. =)

 
Sweet lord, George W. Bush is damn retarded!

His State of The Union address included mispronunciations and made up words. My two favorites were "peninchula" (instead of peninsula) and Hitlerism (?). The fun didn't stop there though, on Saturday, he addressed the nation about the shuttle. He mispronounced God. He said Gad. Damn he's dumb....